joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

matt-molloy:

134 photos merged into one image. I made this from a sunset timelapse I shot in August of 2012.

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

Front and center for day two of Alkaline Trio. Showing up and standing in a line for an hour or more really pays off.

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one