i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas
The thing that hurts me the most about Sirius and Harry is that when they looked at each other they were both hoping to see James
BACKSTORY-I made my two Sims have four children-Hitler, Satan, God, and Jesus. Shortly after, both parents got abducted my aliens. Jesus was being held by his father at the time, so Jesus was abducted as well. The other three babies were taken by the social worker.
Some day, a poor Sim is going to adopt a baby, and the baby will arrive at the house, and the baby’s name will be Hitler.
UPDATE-Five more babies are the result of the alien abduction. There is now Shrek, Billybob, Potato, Shrek Jr, and Spongebob. Jesus is the only human baby, and, guessing from his thoughts, he dislikes his alien siblings.
UPDATE: Because I want these babies to survive into adulthood for mating purposes, I have spawned about twenty generic adult Sims. These Sims have one purpose in life: To help the babies survive into adulthood. I predict that many of the adults shall die, as the house I created is a glorified death trap.
UPDATE: Four adults have already died in a house fire caused by a toaster pastry that was left in the oven. I am starting to loose faith in the children surviving infancy at this rate, but I shall still continue in my goal.
UPDATE: The house has been on fire for about two Sim days now. Instead of putting it out, the adults just keep dancing around it. A few have started crying because they have to urinate. The babies are all laying throughout the house.
UPDATE: The fire is glitching, so it won’t go away now. However, the Sims have started ignoring it. In order to make this more entertaining for me, I have made all of the adults hate each other. There has been nearly constant fighting and crying since then.
In order to try and electrocute a Sim, I have places several broken TVs around the house, and put puddles of water by them. No body has been electrocuted so far.
The babies are doing fine, thanks to cheats.
UPDATE: I am done playing for now. Before I left, the house was on fire again and three Sims were stuck in the pool.
This is the greatest post I have ever seen.
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
Sure, steam punk is a waste of valuable copper, but it makes everything look so…um…old?
THIS IS A BUN APPRECIATION POST
i expected a lot of cute hair, but all i got was a lot of cute hare
"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN